Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Cody Vegas

Firstly, 200 followers! Thanks to all of you who have been reading so far.

All right then now story time. So this takes place a few months after graduating from High School. I had just gotten out of a relationship with a girl with whom at the time I was convinced I was in love with. Looking back on it now, I realize I was more in love with the idea of being in love with someone than actual infatuation with her. But at the time I was completely ruined and had resolved to man whore myself to any girl that'll have me. So I started flirting with this one girl Britney over myspace (oh those were the days) and her friend Sasha that she introduced me to. Britney was a cute girl but had major self-esteem issues and a bit dramtic. Sasha was a bit of an oddity to me, she was cute sure but really she seemed to get more male attention than what seemed warranted. Anyways I had started out focusing on Britney but Sasha was a lot more forward and confident so I set my sites on her. One night I was talkin with Sasha and she was going on about how she and her boyfriend just broke up a couple of days ago and then she says something to me along the lines of "The best way to get over a guy is to get on top of one.". Since I was more or less in the same state of mind as her this was great news for me and she later invited me to party with her and Britney at this older dudes house.

Britney and Sasha pick me up from my house along with some dude named Cody. Not long into the car ride Sasha pull me in for a kiss, it wasn't anything explicit, just a step over a peck really but still it was rather random and a good sign for how the rest of the night was going to go. So we go to this Cody's guys house to drink and...well really that's it. Britney and Sasha always referred to his place as Cody Vegas because of that stupid vegas ad campaign "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" and I guess crazy shit goes down here. I remember this was the first time I had UV blue. They had a huge bottle of it and I ended up taking straight pulls from that most of the night. Eventually these 2 other girls I didn't know showed up, they seem to be more of Cody's age so left me kinda intimidated but I was quickly becoming more and more intoxicated so such thoughts were gone as soon as they came. We ended up breaking out the sex dice, though the name is rather misleading, foreplay dice would be a more appropriate title. But really considering it was just 2 guys with 4 chicks it all worked out pretty well. Lots of kissing and licking went on. By this point in the night everyone was pretty trashed. Memory is slightly blurry at this part of the story but I think around here is when the other girls left and we all went outside and hit the bong.

At this point I'm beyond fucked up and everyone else is at a decent level of inebriation as well. Somewhere at this time I have no idea where cody went. I think he just went to his bed and passed out. But anyways right around here is when me and Sasha decided that we were just going to start going at it hardcore, all the while her friend Britney is sitting on the otherside of the couch just watching TV and trying to be polite and not stare...or squirt us with a spray bottle. I'm pretty sure it was because we were both fucked up, but while Sasha and I were going at it, it was a real mess. She kept hitting me with her teeth, our mouths weren't in rhythem at all so it was just weird, but at the same time we were both beyond horny so even though we knew it was a disaster, we just kept going at it, at least for a little while. At one point Sasha started saying something along the lines of "ok...this feels good...but we shouldn't..." and I suppose I should have stopped there, but I was drunk and was in the motion of things, plus she said it felt good so I didn't really think anything of it, can't really be that much of a protest if she's moaning in between the words. Maybe she got weirded out about making out with a guy and dry humping in front of her best friend. At one point she got up and grabbed my hand and we started walking....somewhere but we just sorta ended up collapsing on the floor and going at it on the rug. That went on for a bit until I think she finally got a moment of clarity, that maybe making out/dry humping a guy you only kinda know right in front of your best friend isn't really a good idea. So she just kinda got up and said that was it and sat on the couch. Sure I was disappointed but I was barely coherent really so I didn't feel like arguing.

Though it was all for the best though since really a few minutes later Sasha had to throw up. I tried to be a gentleman and hold her hair and all that shit but eventually I just got bored and realized that most of the hair I was holding had slid out, plus I was kneeling on my knee and that was hurting so I just eventually said fuck this and left. Left the bathroom to find Britney had turned the couch into a pullout bed. I told her that maybe she should check on her friend. She left and I ended up channel flipping for what feels like forever. I think the only thing on TV was Inuyasha....and I hate that show. Britney eventually came out of the bathroom and laid down on the pull out with me. We got to talkin, I guess she was going through some family stuff, I can't recall any of it though. Over the years I have perfected a series of head nods and grunts to make while women are talking to give the impression that one is listening when really you have no clue what they are talking about. So really this girl I'm pretty sure was pouring out her heart to me with all of her family drama, and I was just nodding my head and playing with her hair (I was still pretty stoned). She might have caught on, because the discussion went towards hair for a little bit and then she said "You know, if you wanna fool around, we can do that." I would say this came out of no where but really there was a lot of sexual tension at that point. Really  I was planning on hooking up with her until Sasha just showed up as the easier route, but it looked like on that night I was going to be able to have my cake and eat it to.

So I was on top of Britney and we were going at it even harder than I was with Sasha earlier. For some reason Britney wouldn't let me take her shirt off but she did let me pop her tits out of her top so I guess everyone won in that situation. At some point during this my dick had popped through the slit in my boxer shorts and was being rubbed against the jeans. In my head I knew this was a bad thing but I was too drunk and stoned to really register the possible ramifications of that and just continued to dry hump. Eventually Britney Rolled me over and undid my belt saying "It's time to meet Axle." Axle of course, is what I named my penis. That right there is one of my favorite things a female has ever said to me. So she gets my junk out and starts jerkin me off a bit. That goes on for like half a minute before I subtly hint at her that I would prefer a different method of stimulation (I kinda pushed her down) and before you know it I'm gettin a bj.

Everything is going splendid until Sasha decides this is a perfect opportunity to leave the bathroom. Britney quickly rolls off of me and i try and tuck everything in and get my pants on. Thankfully Sasha is more of a zombie than anything else at this point. So while me and Britney are pretending to be asleep or whatever Sasha just kinda plops down on the pull-out bed right in between us. So we all just kinda lay there until Sasha starts snoring. Me and Britney then go off and kinda wander off behind the pool table and make-out a bit and well really I wasn't sure what I was doing. We then decided to to the bathroom for more privacy and from there we made out somemore, I took off my pants and got head while sitting on the toilet. It was a decent blow job all things considered. I kinda felt sorry for Britney since really I tend to last a long time, so while she started out enthusiastic, it was becoming obvious that she just wanted it to finish. I imagine the whole thing is very taxing on the neck. But eventually I did finish and much to my surprise she was a swallower, which I haven't encountered yet in my sex life. Not sure why I found that site satisfying watching her do that but it was. Me being a really classy guy, second I was done I just put on my pants, walked out the bathrrom and fell asleep on the couch. Next day I wake up, got this big scab on my dick as a result from the dry humping and my dick rubbing against my jeans.

Still worth it though, gotta hook up with 2 best friends in the same night and really besides my battle wound, there wasn't any drama from me being a man whore that night so that was nice. I guess what happens in Cody Vegas does stay in Cody Vegas.....except when I write about it on the internet.......

23 comments:

  1. Pretty crazy story, good read too.

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  2. lmfao yeah this story was a trip! I don't even have to be stonned off my ass to enjoy your reading! Dude, I'm so gonna tell my probation officer that you're keeping me out of trouble ;)

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  3. oh man, such a crazy story :D. beeing a "man whore" is a present from god. "women whores" are much more harrased than mans. that means, mans can do what they want!

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  4. Now that my friends..... is a very weird but funny story xD

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  5. Cool story bro. Love it when stuff like that happens.

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  6. congratulations, 206 followers !

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  7. That's a pretty awesome story bro

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  8. Good story. BJs are always nice.

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  9. dont you hate dry humping? god that shit gets old after a little bit. at least you got a bj out of the whole thing

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  10. It sounds like you had a very busy evening.

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  11. Interesting story heh, also I love the name of your blog made me lol

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  12. wish my weekends were more like that

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  13. Good story, my weekends are always crazy like that too! One time me and my friends stole a cop car and crashed into a tree! Then we turned off Grand Theft Auto and Chris' mom let us stay up until 10 at night!!!!!!!! That was a great weekend.

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  14. Hhahahaha "must be taxing on the neck".

    Love it

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  15. Great story and grats on 200 followers!

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  16. Read along, think "what", read even more, think "what", end the story. Well. The internet.

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